Sushi!!

If uve never been to Alex sushi..do it!its bomb!!had a huge work dinner with the crew from bolgen and hit the world famous alex sushi for a 5 course extravaganza japan eat ur heart out!u aint got shit on these guys!been a gnarly week..waaay too much partying but im not really that mad!heading to sweden for xmas with some good friends and much needed r n r!going to be super nice..and get to see some old friends that i aint seen in w while soon..def pupmed on that!snowing pretty decent in oslo today so that means im going snowsliding with the wichardt and then gonna move in on elins fresh baked peparkakor(glorious lil swedish biscuits of heavenly decent!) last week of work for the year and im finally about to get paid after many MANY months of nada so im about to go nuts and buy a whole lot of things i dont need but want anyways!thats what paydays for rght..spend it al and regret it later haha!check tehe sushi pics soo good its gotta get u tempted!

Bulletproof!

Its been a tough month..well few months here.But now i feel like rambo in the last movie..bigger and better than ever!Ive been through the jungle and now im out on the other side!and man is it great to see the light again.This past week has been interseting..made a bunch of new friends and been exposed to ALOT of creativity that is soo inspiring in itself to motivate one to be more creative and tap the well thats lurking beneath.Biggest change for me is officially letting go of the the biggest thing in my life..hardest thing ive ever had to do in my life by far but also the nest thing ive ever done for myself.Ive been strangled with self doubt and pressure about whats going to happen..but finally letting go has freed me from my insecurites and is allowing me to go forwards uninhibeted and achieve the things i so desperately need to achive!if you love something set it free..and so it is and im stronger than ever for it!
heres some super creative pilming ive found from Frenchfred..photog,filmer and general creative powerhouse its so sick and very inspiring to get put there do something and different!

"MIRRORED"
Uploaded by bloodyfrenchfred. - Basketball, baseball, pro wrestling and more sports videos.

Been shredding in Oslo with Martin W this week and it was fun!i mean we got new tricks on day one of the season..GOOD START!more of that coming up with the thought of putting together a lil video blog..Sunday in the park style!Obama is hear..peace is in the wind and life has never looked better!this time baby ill be Bulletproof!

thought sequence.

Im not a bad person, rather im a good person who's made some bad choices.live, learn, love!

Finally!!

Got a call from the visa office and they are finally approving my visa!yess only a week or so to wait now soo stoked..i can legitimately terrorise oslo now boom!and not too soon i cant believe its almost xmas already only a few weeks left ..that means its tome for those xmas songs..retarded late minute shopping and before you know it..a whole new set of plans for 2010!one million resoloutinos here we come..2010 is set to be the best year yet..loads of work..loads of partying and the big plans to go back to school and become the next black president!no more Vagabond snowbum status for this guy(as awesome as it is) im all set to be awesome in oslo!building blocks for the future yo!

nap time!

forget rushing home for a power nap..next time im sleepy/ drunk off my face im posting up wherever i please..i mean if this dude can get away with it then so can i! After finishing work with hanna 2nte we stopped at deli to get some much deserved snacks.(i mean theres nothing much else goin on in oslo in this miserable weather,i saw an old lady get blown away today,for real!) there was this guy straight up ASLEEP in the middle of the floor as you walk in on deli de luca Bogstadveien!PASSED THE FUCK OUT! All i can say is props for posting up wherever the fuck you like guy! In other news Elin has some epic Xmas decorations going on right now and definately feeling the xmas love goin on there! big weekend coming up cant wait..work is CRAZY rte now in the weekends and loving it..so theres def gonna be some silly Drinking goin on this weekend! in the mean time do what Bob does!peace!

Mind,Body and Soul

SUNSHINE!




Keeping fit is the new black!Its tuesday in glorious Oslo in the fall time..ok not soo glorious weather wise..man its gloomy outside but that doesnt mean im gonna be! Up early today for an awesome healthy breakfast to start the day off with a bang..i have the day off today ..unlike yesterday which i actually thought i had off but was sorely mistaken...being called 30mins before i start work haha!!(Martin Wichardt and his Lovely lady and Mother came in and we whipped them up some awesome goods!)So now im off to the gym..my new found love for some soul shredding..gotta stay fit and fresh..mind body and soul!!!Missing someone who means more than anything in the world to me soo much rte now but going to meet up with some good friends later in the day for awesome company with coffee and goodies and good times! New plans are in the works and the next coming months are going to be amazing for sure with some huge lbadass adventures soon on the horizon..more about that later!all i can say is i cant wait to see some much loved old friends and bring on the meeting the new ones!Been listening to some banger tracks lately courtesy of me old mate Lucas@SMIDGEM check out some of these electro bangers they are sure to get u amped to do something.perhaps Flail around with ur arms in the air jumling up and down(commonly reffered to as dancing!) have a banger day all you are loved!

powerfull!


can i go now?!


Shredding makes me happy!


Soo beautiful!

Motivation Found!

Love Carving haha!

Its the first Monday of November 2009!WTF this year has been flying by sooo fast!im sure u can all agree..its soo xmas soon(which is awesome cause that means presents,glogg and pepperkakor)its been some crazy times for me lately ..some could say having to find myself again after a the biggest thing in my life has changed dramaticaly!ups and downs lefts and rights like youd never believe but thats the rollercoasted of life we ride sometimes!One thing ive learnt is we gotta roll with the punches and make the most out of a crazy situation..digging deep within yourself for strength and untimately comfort and peace! But enough of my crazy situation im going to live my life long and hard and have fun!Ive started another job after all my visa dramas and im now working at an awesome restaurant called Bolgen & Moi ..supper busy and really nice and the crew there are awesome!!went out in the weekend with them and at all times i was atleast 3 beers deep and failing miserably at making up for the deficit!ive joined a gym in Oslo FINALLY after waiting for soo long to be settled enough to do so..living in a new apartment(hannas old one) and its AWESOME..soo nice and new and cosy..winters looming snow is here(cant wait to shred with good friends! and the smell of change is in the air!Like i said ALOT of changes lately and who knows what the new chapter brings all i know is im gonna make the most of it and most importantly enjoy it!!!lifes good people LOVE IT!

Ahh Life on the road..


Snow is coming!!


A place that stole my heart for many reasons


making a mark Atop a mountain!

The Hills of Whistler!!!

Weve all seen The Hills(and secretly loved it) and The City, Laguna Beach..bla bla with there super intense and super awesome drama..well coming to a TV close to you is PEAK SEASON a new drama reality show about some kids in whistler for a season i guess...man i knew it was gonna happen somewhere along the way...please check thi...i am without words..haha!

Pamela Anderson Shredding Box!!

well this is interesting..never thought id see the day but here it is...Pamela Anderson shredding some mammoth boX!!Pamela is promoting the upcoming winter games and doing her bit for keeping man wood alive everywhere(you know what i mean) check the full scoop http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/can_snow_get_hepatitis.php to see all the pics..meanwhile Mr Tony and i watched a movie 2nte called Paranormal Activity. Now if you thought modern horror had nothing left to offer and your bored of all this drag me to hell and saw bullshit...think again.because not only did i have to google this movie to actually see if its real..I also had to change my underwear cause it literally scared the poop outta me.so is it real...be my guest..watch it and you tell me..cause i basically will never be able to sleep again....you have been warned!

phone camera..check.

Kept it sober this weekend...epic result..starting to forget what a hangover feels like..might have to fix that!but feeling good and gonna keep it up...for now..haha.hanna has been MIA for a week now and finally got a ghost message from her at like 7am this morning which is sick shes coming home 2nte...miss that lady!stoked on the week ahead got another new job to check out..since im still waiting for the magic piece of police paper that says GO GET THAT MONEY (aka VISA) so amped to get the ball rolling!was down at aker brygge on the waterfront having some ripper coffee and the views were to do for so took some snaps with my phone camera...i know proff photograhpers move outta the way i got my 3mp sony ericsson in tow and i aint afraid to use it!!!fresh week..fresh start super stoked and super focussed..boom bring it on !

Thievery and Asians

Soo ive pimped my room and it is officially sick as fuck.mad silly fresh.altho i did have to go to Elins house and steal the big sexy black t.v. table that was there and HULK IT all the way home but it was worth it..eff the gym just walk arounfd town with furniture and youll know what i mean! Soo its a start of a new chapter for me and im super pumped about it..time to get real and stop playing these games we play..yall know what i mean..mayby.but seriously for the first time in ages i dont know whats next..all i know is i love it bring on change..its better than a holiday i hear! Now you gotta check these(excuse my racism) Lil Asian Ninjas!!!! I peeped these dudes through byssas blog and thought it was worth putting them up here cause they are possibly some of the sickkest jibbers i have ever seen!snow seasons almost upon us and im gettin itchy watching all these lil shred peeps and premiers..get amped its gonna be a doozy!

backflip anyone?

Footprints

im only walking with one set of footprints right now.

German Pimping!

German Porn
dont hate the player hate the game
leather is pleasure

elin woke up in post war poland..


For fear of making myself sound like an alcoholic porn star i dare not mention that this saturday..the DAY of Elin AWESOME Hinders Birth 23 glorious years ago involved leather,lace,bottomless steins of beer and girls girls girls...o fuck i just did..!!HAPPY FREAKING BIRHDAY Elin..you deserve it cause that party was seriously off the hook!We woke up the next mrning and it was something reminisant of the movie "The Hangover":let me explain..theres Tonys bed..annilhated, looking like someone played football with it..theres One million(seriously) empty vessels scattered through the house, a Ride on horse that makes noises like a real horse, Popcorn EVERYWHERE...and someguy telling me to show him your genitals.weird.you do the math and tell me what happened...cause im still trying to figure it out...haha but all in all soo many people turned out to celebrate Elins day(she likes to call it a month) so it was an awesome result!check the pics to see the debauchary!!O and Gustav you should delete me from your booty call list cause im your manager..and i dont want things to get weird between us..now show me your genitals!

MONDAY IS FUNDAY!

Tony polishing his new model look...


Yea we like beer!!


Robin the party Swede copping an eyefull in the VIP room!

Suuuuuuper duuuuuper!! I had an AMAZING weekend!!! I got new Kicks..a fresh new white pair of reebok hightop SIR JAMS..Straight outta the 80's and WHAT!i also got new jeans and a shirt and stuff so im looking fresh to death rte now and feeling it too! Went to the Burton movie on fri as i said and it turned out to be a siiik night..rocked up with Tony, Fredrick, Vanessa and met up with a whole bunch of other cats there including resident party swede Robin Gaastra..Mr Burton himself who was kind enough to stuff drink tickets into my hand and keep us going solid!
Soo much fun and the movie was epic as to be expected..the final "BIG B" feature is insane..if u havnt seen it..do something about it!heres the full scoop in norwegian here: http://www.playboard.no/bilde/1245/10818#image_nav
Saturday started very hungover but then kicked it into overdrive and hit the "OKTOBERFEST" party at CON BAR with the delightfull Hanna and crew..105 kr jugs of beer= RIDONK! I wrapped up my rad weekend snuggling into my AWESOME couch with my happy house hardcore girlfriend Tilda and made all sorts of food delights(food is my friend when im hungover like that!) unfortunately i burned one of the pizzas i was making for us which was devastating for tilda..but we survived(only just i almost got my nuts cut off!)This week brins all sorts of new options for me as i can resume work with my new visa paperwork being sorted..bring the pain!

PARTY PACK!

I finally got some moolah...BOOM!and whats the first thing i did..buy hairspray of course...know me before you judge me...and then i proceeded to continue my girly habits and spend the entire day shopping..and im STOKED! Im all set to paint oslo red for the weekend..since i couldnt make it to the Frontline rail jam in Stockholm im hittin the Burton "B" Movie premier with the resident party swedes of Oslo and then the Standard films "Black Winter" premier tommorow..can anyone say RADACIOUS! On top of that im goin shopping for my beer fest outfit 2mrrw for Elins birthday week..its gonna be stupid silly.So im gonna get my Game Face on and do it for the kids this weekend...cooler than a tub of ice cream that i smash in 5 mins flat.I'll be sure to have a bigger weekend than bill and teds big adventure..and so should you!!!

Whoops i did it again...

I never learn.everytime i say never again..and then i do it again.im actually talking about 2 things here.thing number 1:the mother of all hangovers and thing number 2:i ate a whole tub of ben and jerrys.bang. So lastnight..cehecked out the snowboard premier for the new pirates movie...as is the case with most premiersa..didnt actually get to see the movie and proceeded to get retarded drunk courtesy of Robin the party swede and number one amigo Elin Hinders.suuch a fun night from what i can remember. Then today amidst an afternoon of listening to 3 straight Led Zeppelin albums and wallowing in self pity i managed to rustle up some chicken tikka masala for the gang complete with garlic naan.followed by me smashing an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys.nope i never learn.but who cares..ice cream is rad!hope yall had a rad weekend i know i did!Go Oslo and Hanna wearing glasses.I like.

good night...

Its OKTOBER BABY!

And with Oktober(yea my spelling is awsome) comes all things golden and delicious..like beer..leather..and girls dressed in ridiculous(but yet intoxicatingly alluring) outfits!my life is starting to sound like an ODE to beer..but im not upset about that.beer is rad.and oktober is the month to celebrate that for sure!So Elin is having her birthday coming up and her devious lil plan for all of us is to dress up in traditional german beer drinking outfits and start the day early and go for broke.two words Elin.IM IN!Have also helped Hanna min basta kompis move into elins mansion which was fun.i got a chance to show off how manly and awsome i am.and hanna got to show me her driving skills whilst Emma and i were trapped in the back of the moving van like lost puppys!good times!heres some more funny shit on the german(or atleast europe front).i alomst wee'd myself a lil.its heaps good.i love you all peace out!

Feeling Guilty Kinda

HAMMERED DRUNK!

Soo been feeling pretty guilty about not posting for a period of time .generally being too busy at being awsome in the real world and stuff. Been working like a mexican import this week(will do anything for a few beans basically) but its been sick.creating new menus and making some killer dishes enjoyed by the masses! I have also located a skatepark about 5mins skate away from my apartment.stoked on that!!!i will take some pics of the ghetto park its rad! My good mate and fellow enjoyer of all things beer Liam "the whinging Pom" Baker and his wife Marielle have arrived at my apartment and are staying with us to make some norwegian clams to fuel the shred dream.i already have a hangover!this boy likes to get down..im not complaining ..ok i was the other morning, but thats what happens when u have 46 beers and 7 shots of Fernhet.devils piss. in other headlining global news my number 1bro and close personal friend Rob Staggs' t.v. show "The Goin Ballystyix Snowboard Show" is hitting the air on a major australian tv channel this Saturday on Channel 9’s new Digital Channel, GO! at 1p.m. if you are an internet genius check it out.Staggy and his passport will thank you.that kid has been globetrotting to get the rad footage for your eyes to enjoy! Shit i gotta post more often i find too much horseshit to ramble about. Danny and The dingo also have a second season of their reality show oming out.those guys are fucked.but funny.keep safe go do something awsome.try skating.its cool and waay better than rollerblading...infact im going to take pictures of the many Oslo rollerbandits cruising the streets for your laughing pleasure, if i can catch them, they sure know how to friutboot around.much love peace out.

Visa Dramas!!

Ok so those 2 bit burger eating cunts down at the norwegian directorate of immigration are having a winge that i cant apply for a visa on the grounds of seasonal work because the only considered season in Oslo is summer.all else has to be ski season related work. mother fukkers!so now im in the tricly situation of applying for a skilled workers visa.this one is going to be tough but i believe in me..do you!??? im gonna give it my best shot anyways cause im having a banger here skating and working and sinking uneccasary amounts of beer(ok it is totally neccarsary!!)Heres a lil snap of some parks i have been gracing for skate shreds with buddys Tony and Martin..super fun! So im gonna do the only thing i can in times like these.go get a bigger beer than hanna.boom.o and genuine trouble make and brother in beer drinking arms Laim the minging pom Baker is joining me here in oslo.uh oh.

Empty the Tank!

beers for 10kr is the new black..well at least i freaking wish it was!i felt like i was in some holiday in bali or something lastnight...sitting on a boat in the sun over looking the ocean drinking more cheap beer than i could handle!i mean we were ordering 20 beers at a time!doesnt get more awsome than that!!soo stoked!everyone around tended to get quite hammered as you can imagine..except for me ofcourse i managed to keep my composure(thats why i pulled a David Hasselhoff with a kebab again lastnight)..so we officially emptied the tank at Lektern in style it was a banger night and had alot of fun with alot of awsome people! We later attempted to go to the snowboard premier but tickets were scarce so we attempted some other means of entry..I.e. commando rolls under security tables and the old 'bait n switch'..all of which were to no avail haha.but its the thought that counts! Today im suffering but i think ill survive i have my book and im gonna destry an entrecote steak burger at my work with some buddies.BAM!

Computer Flu!

My laptop is officiall screed.it has a gnarly trojan horse virus and is being a right cunt if i dont mind saying so.I have downloaded about 4 different virus stopping software programmes and spent countless hours raping the net(whats new) trying to sooth this monster but shes a tricky son of a bitch! But anyways fuck that im not gonna let it damper my AWSOME weekend approaching!shit ive had a rad week all sorts is going on here in oslo its gnarly!i started the week with some Monday madness at work which was sick had a real good night..including a tea party.thats right you heard right a freaking tea party..damn norwegians never cease to amaze me!then on tues day i made some banger pizza for Elin, Hanna , Tony and Robin at the mansion..i was like a pizza factory..they were like the vacuum cleaner that got left on for an hour..especially Elin...or should i call her Elin "i am unstoppable so fuckking feed me" Hinders??!!that chick cleaned up..and funnily enough when the cleaning up arrived ..where was she??who knows haha.
Ive had a few more days of work and now we are going to Lektern's(the boat bar) bar closing..10kr beers! Followed by the release of Absinthe films new 'Neverland" movie.going to be epic for sure..big crew and big party set for the weekend so im am very EXCITE! I hope your weekend is going to be as epic as mine and if its not...have a tea party instead!! Oh heres something Awosme i found...bear grylls and wait for it...a lil longer...WILL FERRAL together in MEN vs. WILD. Fuckking gold. Much Love peace friends!

Man Flu!

Fuck swine flu it is documented and proven that man flu is waaay more serious.dont get mad...its science. You know when a dude gets the flu all hell breaks loose.I am no exception.i officially have a severe case of the man flu and its not looking good.I fear the worst..i may not recover from this one...you know how it goes, "im a man and when im sick u must pet me healthy again"! but since no one really gives a fuck(haha another man flu trait is self pity) ive made some sweet ass tomato soup, parked up on my man eating sofa(cause its soo bad ass comfy), used in excess of 20 tissues and watched ' I Love You Man'.rad movie check it out! So if i dont make it outta this battle with the dreaded man flu i love you all dearly and please divide my record collection fairly..heres something to keep your spirits up if your sick and dying like me..peace out siddy slickers.

The "quiet" weekend..

So of course it always happens.Not planning on drinking and having myself a nice mellow chill weekend, especially considering i have a new job to attend..and the u go and meet your seemingly nice and also on the mellow train friends Sanna and Hanna and boom.before you know it your a keg deep and theres atleast 10 empty shit glasses infront of you..and as those who have spent some time in scandiinavia know, empty shot glasses generally mean the evil fernet has come out to play..and if youve ever tried the shit youll know its not really possible to stay chill when that shits around...in saying that who could be mad tho..i mean we all love to party!!bring on more fernet...its sunday now and a weekend long hangover is ensueing so the only smart thing i can think of doing is take my lovely girlfriend Tilda out for some delicious sunday beers and meet our budddie who unfortunately(or fortunately) hasnt stopped drinking since lastnight..should be interesting!Peace!

FREDAG!

Yea Yea its the weekend again u love it! I know i do(even tho my life blows at the moment and im not actually doing anything that amazing haha)Me ima just gonna chill and prob go visit some buddies later i got an epic saturday at my new job 2mrrw and im still in the prelimanary stages of my employment so im trying to ease in and make an awsome impression...so far soo good!Have a banger weekend folks..ill be sure to post something if i get hammered drunk by accident..always by accident..o heres a rad vid i found scowling the internet like a pedofile.peace!

I Love Jugs

So what did i do this weekend..well lets just say i ripped up some major jugs with my bro Hanna Banana and shredded like 3 series of Gordon Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares! On friday I was home alone and developed some sort of strange addiction to the above formentioned show..how could you not the guy is nothing short of hillarious..I mean if you can get away with calling one of your guests in the restaurant an and i quote "Old Bag", you are officially rad.end of story. Its a sick show if u aint seen it get involved. On sat i met up with brosef Hanna and had many a beer at her house and then proceeded with her and her housemate and her shag of the moment to Cafe Sor for like a bajillion jugs of beer.Nothing short of amazing...my hangover wasnt even that bad..i mean i could walk which was good for me! At the moment Fall is truly setting in here in Oslo so its pretty miserable outside..so its time to work hard, save those dollars..watch alot of pointless television and curl up in my nice warm apartment and enjoy some fine winter comfort food.o jea. Fuck i almost forgot its monday! So ill make it short and sweet..If you wanna get a boost for your week..check this fukker out..he is AWSOME! have a rad week folks peace!

Rain falls from concrete coloured skies!

Super rainy doom n gloom day in Oslo 2day!but that didnt stop me from having a rad day..i watched(or tried to watch)the new Streetfighter movie..and OMG it is possibly more painful than the spice girls.Its only saving grace is Kevin Klien(you remember the pussy from the american pie series), he over acts sooo bad its pure comedy gold.altho not intended to e funny he is as Det. Nash a super badass interpol agent.lame.After watching Streetfighter the most beloved game of my childhood get murdered i had to inject some awsome man action into my veins so Iron Man saved the day.i effing love that shit.call me what u want but i want a flying suit of awesomeness!soo yea rainy ass day so jept it super chill apart from my run around the river close to my crib in the downpour.was fun tho.well i just made dinner so peace out i be hungry.

2 more teasers from burtons 'B' movie. looking to be a fun lil flick to get u amped on the coming season!