So what did i do this weekend..well lets just say i ripped up some major jugs with my bro Hanna Banana and shredded like 3 series of Gordon Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares! On friday I was home alone and developed some sort of strange addiction to the above formentioned show..how could you not the guy is nothing short of hillarious..I mean if you can get away with calling one of your guests in the restaurant an and i quote "Old Bag", you are officially rad.end of story. Its a sick show if u aint seen it get involved. On sat i met up with brosef Hanna and had many a beer at her house and then proceeded with her and her housemate and her shag of the moment to Cafe Sor for like a bajillion jugs of beer.Nothing short of amazing...my hangover wasnt even that bad..i mean i could walk which was good for me! At the moment Fall is truly setting in here in Oslo so its pretty miserable outside..so its time to work hard, save those dollars..watch alot of pointless television and curl up in my nice warm apartment and enjoy some fine winter comfort food.o jea. Fuck i almost forgot its monday! So ill make it short and sweet..If you wanna get a boost for your week..check this fukker out..he is AWSOME! have a rad week folks peace!
Super rainy doom n gloom day in Oslo 2day!but that didnt stop me from having a rad day..i watched(or tried to watch)the new Streetfighter movie..and OMG it is possibly more painful than the spice girls.Its only saving grace is Kevin Klien(you remember the pussy from the american pie series), he over acts sooo bad its pure comedy gold.altho not intended to e funny he is as Det. Nash a super badass interpol agent.lame.After watching Streetfighter the most beloved game of my childhood get murdered i had to inject some awsome man action into my veins so Iron Man saved the day.i effing love that shit.call me what u want but i want a flying suit of awesomeness!soo yea rainy ass day so jept it super chill apart from my run around the river close to my crib in the downpour.was fun tho.well i just made dinner so peace out i be hungry.
2 more teasers from burtons 'B' movie. looking to be a fun lil flick to get u amped on the coming season!
All your crossed fingers and awsome well wishes have worked(cmon you all know you were rootin for me!) I had my first/trial night at Noblis a super Shwanky restaurant in the trendy Shopping street of Bogstadveien in Oslo city and wait for it...a lil longer....I GOT THE JOB!!. Super stoked right now! Ima gonna have to step my game up and pull out some old Aces to play with these guys..they got some pretty rad grub and the place turns into a poppin bar in the weekends too. It actually got voted as one of the 100 best bars in the world in 08 so thats a bit of an achievement as theres like 1 bajillion bars in the world(actual number not just an estimation..true story). So go check out the website www.nobilis.no and see what its all about and if ur in the arean come by ..say hi and drink some beer and eat some rad food!Peace!
Went for a sweet skate shred in Frogner park today for a wee bit with my norwegian buddy Hans-jakob (props elin for the match making)..good fun to get on the skateboard machine again its been soo long since i had a good solid skate and get sweaty like a teenage boy reading a lingerie magazine..blow those cobwebs right out! i thought i was soo awsome that some sweet treats were in order (at Tillys command) so i whipped up some sweet-ass crepes..thats right, those really reallly thin lil pancakes(i love those things), Whatever happens when we get outta here im gonna go get a whole mess of those things. So im thinking of puttin up recipes and charging u mother fockers to make some sweet cooking moves for the ladys.ha.First day of work 2mrrw wish me luck faithfull blog readers i know there are many of u.haha peace.
Heres the first sneak peak at Burtons new 'B' movie. This is Brad Kremer's first flick working exclusively with burton so it should be a banger. I hear theres a few of these popping up over the next week so ill try and keep yall updated with the latest scoops(yea i trowel the internet late at night like a media rapist waddup).This is actually from the bails section so enjoy.
and niether does Elin Hinders.but thats kool i like living dangerously.i mean who wouldnt wanna be friends with someone who can devour 1 million homemade tacos,watch all time legend and close personal friend August Rush move Oceans..and then turn into a half bat /half mexican and fly away into the cold night in which she was born. Props Hinders for living without a soul.You are officially cold haha. In saying that i must agree with her.applications for a new best bro are still currently open ..dont all apply at once,i listen to james blunt and write thankyouu cards to strangers.whos in. In other unrelated news i miss snowboarding so im getting on my skatey 2mrrw stoked on that. Heres a lil sneaky edit me Auzzie mate Matt Sedunary whipped up with a couple of his aussie shred buddies.Props pal. I enjoyed it as i know u all will..its actually filmed at Mt Buller in Aussie ,the first resort i ever did a season at ..check it out the place is literally crawling!peace.
What do i do when i wanna get motivated...i look at someone less fortunate than me and then bang..i instantly feel better.Crass i know but what are ya gonna do haha!just playing(kinda)!Itts monday again..man she swings around quick!this week brings all sorts of new radness..Martin Wichardt is joining us here in Oslo which is splendid..as i am still currently accepting applications for new bro interns...Hans Jakob has stepped up to the plate ill be shredding skate sticks with that crazy (likes to fall asleep in bars) kid this week so stoked on that!new skate vid up soon...(mayby)haha.Also starting my new job this week so all seems awsome indeed!had a banger day in the park of dicks yesterday here in oslo here are a few snaps to keep yo entertained.beware.its basically porn for the public..but whos complaining porn is rad right...So in saying all that get ur ass outta bed, shake off ur weekend long bender hangover and do something awsome ..its the start of a rad new week embrace the change and go ninja hunting...if u dare.
Theres something in the water here..or mayby it was the straight vodka...So i hooked up with m newly enlisted bro(applications still open for new bro enlistment) Elin Hinders lastnight after i had some cold beer, pasta and a rad snowboard movie session. we proceeded to Hans Jakobs apartment which when u enter the complex is adorned with a glorious marble hallway.(.i swear i heard angels singing its magnificent praise).i mean his place is freaking massive i was green with envy u couldve played a game of rugby in that place.so we kicked it there for a few hours good ol Robin turned up and we had a doozie game of kings cup...instead the cup was a full bottle of norwegian vodka..possibly the reason why my head has been playing drum and bass from the inside out all day!most pf us had a shot at baghead(one of the cards u pull ends up in you having to wear a bag on ur head until someone else picks it).i ended up having 2 rounds of baghead.lucky me...haha.so the night progressed we went to town to some bars..Robin pulled the best houdini from one cab to another in lightspeed, Hans Jakob fell asleep on a table in a bar and i magically dissapeared..BANGER NIGHT!thanks team it was fun cant wait for my next hangover!haha. In some other unrelated news good old Grenade founder and general crazy fuck Danny Kass has seemed to have encountered some unfortunately timed car trouble in my home resort in NZ..it seems he tried to drive his fucking van up the main ski slope trying to get to the halfpipe!this is pushing the bar for idiocy i mean what a fucking loose cunt!He apparently drove up at 930am up the main slope and got his shit stuck haha.he was trying to get to the halpipe during the NZ Burton Open for a photoshoot..he got his ass busted and is now going to court in Queenstown for endangering public safety.classic more information about it here.... http://www.odt.co.nz/sport/snowboarding/70756/snowboarding-kass-charged-over-trail-stunt
It seems the ginger ninja has done it again..Shaun White has taken the honours at the 7th Annual NZ Burton Open held at my home resort Cardrona, Wanaka NZ. Apparently he threw down some doble cork 10s in the new 22ft olympic standard pipe..no big deal right..who cant throw double cork 10s in a 22ft monster...its new black..everyones doing it.say what u will about the guy but he killed it indeed so props are deserved.The slopestyle was also a spectacular event ive heard from my NZ counterparts with Sebastian Toutant taking the first place honurs with his signiture "Toutsie Roll"(what is this u ask..get google-ing and find out!) So all in all i hear it was pretty epic and the partys that ensued were absolute carnage in true wanaka style..so for all u shred heads who aint been its a must so mark an X on that map u gotta get there!My man bry knows what im talking about...i mean it can really get outta hand! here all all the final results for those who give a fuck
Results Slopestyle Final Women 1 Jamie Anderson, USA 2 Janna Weatherby, USA 3 Shelly Gotlieb, NZL 4 Joanna Dzierzawski, USA 5 Silvia Mittermueller, GER 6 Hana Beaman, USA
Slopestyle Final Men 1 Sebastien Toutant, CAN 2 Torstein Horgmo, NOR 3 Eric Willett, USA 4 Tore Holvik, NOR 5 Seppe Smits, BEL 6 Stef Zeestraten, NZL
Halfpipe Final Women 1 Kelly Clark, USA 2 Jiayu Liu, CHN 3 Zhifeng Sun, CHN
Best Trick: Elizabeth Beerman, Frontside 900
Halfpipe Final Men 1 Shaun White, USA 2 Luke Mitrani, USA 3 Kazuhiro Kokubo, JPN
Best Trick: Luke Mitrani, Double Michalchuk
Best Overall Kiwi Female - Shelly Gotlieb (Ohakune) Best Overall Kiwi Male - James Hamilton (Auckland)
On the other side of the world im here living in domestic bliss and fuck yea i have a bite on the job fishing adventure! Im heading into one of Oslos nicer restaurants NOBLIS 2mrrw for a wee chat with the owner and manager to see if we have a future together..these norwegians are soo dramatic haha.bring on the bucks!Funny thing is theres already a NZ chef working there and a NZ waiter..looks like my efforts to stay away from the beers will die in vein as usual as those kiwi fucks love to party a lil too much.its our cross to bear.Dont u dare judge us.Soo keep ur fingers crossed for me and illl be sure to indulge in some of my gourmet treats i like to prepare for friends from time to time!heres a lil taster of what ive been up to this evening home made wholemeal bread loaves of various shapes and sizes and a fresh homemade pizza..i even made te dough it was EPIC!
Being on the other side of the bar is pretty interesting...watching the most composed people looking their best ..on top of the world walk in early in the evening..balling...partying..life of the party!As the night progresses man is it rad to watch them slowly degenerate into what resembles the magnificent David hasslehoff trying to eat a burger off the ground in a drunken stooper!classic.. So i worked at Cafe Con Bar this weekend running around the place like a headless chicken collecting glasses and all but being mauled by every second person i walk past..(im not saying i didnt like it...who could be mad at strangers groping u in the night) it was a bit of fun and hey i made some cash!banger!my favourite was the girl who was trying to look awsome and hot and was hanging around after closing talking to the norwegain bar guys..she prob thought everything she was saying was perfect and she looked hot to trott...but to us she sounded like a dying walrus trying to play a broken violin and singing in egyptian whilst trying to wear skis inside a bar with a dress that looks like a ripped sail of a sunken ship..elin hinders that is what ur new learning efforts are going to supply u with.step it up.
but all in all it was a shit tonne of fun props to hanna for hooking it up and also for being the most drunk (and tallest)bitch in the bar we love it!to finsih the weekend off Tilly and I enhjoyed some lovely beers and bailys lattes WHAT on a sunday avo it was spelndid.I as im sure the rest of oslo did im sure alsoo enjoyed Tillys volumptious boobies.GO BOOBIES!
O and i made a DICK outta paper.WADDUP.i challenge all of thee to an origami battle this week.lets see what uve got fukkers!have a BANGER WEEK!Peace!
What a glorious day it is!So much so that i even decided to get outta bed bfore midday!!(this is somekind of record for me right now haha)Again i have circumnavigated (awsome word!) the whole of oslo..taking a lovely stroll by the river down to hannas work for one of her ridonk lattes(props!) and on up to the castle park for some lunch and a lil lay in the sunshine..heaven forbid i may even aqquire somewhat of a tan(highly doubt it ..im known as the day walker)! @nite im working at Cafe Con Bar as a wait for it...a lil longer...BAR BITCH!dear god what have i become haha...but cashflow is cashflow..especially right now im gonna take anything i can get...and i mean ANYTHING!cmon people get creative...will sing for food..haha.But im stoked on that should be some fun..so if ur in the area come say hi...hell u can even throw some money at me i wont be mad i swear.Have a rad weekend peoples i know i will go break some legs make some ridiculous mistakes and most of all be awsome!
Soo its that time of the week again...u gotta crawl out of that bed and snap outta that hungover mess that you have transformed yourself into and do something usefull with your life again...well thats what i had to do today anyways...but thats just how i roll! So what did i do today...i effing hustled my ass off..i am now have a geographical map of Oslo city burned into my brain!tilly and I have literally walked the entire grid of the city today..u see i am on the job hustle!!!so i printed off 74000 copies of the refined edition of my resume and pimped myself out like a whore to anyone who would give me the time of day...im hoping it paid off!wish me luck!!As i have mentioned in my last blog...(which i know u all wait for with baited breath) tilda and i are enjoying domestic bliss in our new apartment!!As a result Tilly has done something radacious(word under copyright application courtesy of Rikard Lilja) andd outdone herself..she has made some delicious and tasty home baked treats!BOLLER!!these delicious lil sweet bread balls all gooey and warm with raisins and cinnamin..its like one of those deliscious falafel hotdogs!!(brick they dont exist...)but seriously props Tilly uve made my monday(haha how sad is my life that i enjoy home baking..i am getting old!)in saying that i challenge all you faithfull readers to try your hand at some baking this week..go ahead,make some bread , or a cake, or something awsome..its super relaxing and not to mention you get an Awsome treat at the end of it all..whats bad about that!Anyways have a banger week..do some baking and dont forget to be radacious.peace!
Man what a weekend it has been!Soo much awsomeness has gone down where do i begin...mayby i'll begin with the fact that im 27 and my hangover is bigger than a small country ..i mean it feels like theres a lil army of ninjas running through my brain(i cant rteally be mad at that tho cause ninjas are awsome!But its all been worth it! lastnight was Elin, Rikard and Tony's Crayfish party!!Its a swedish tradition here (even tho were in Norway its run by sweedes..their like the mexicans of Scandinavia..come here and take everyones jobs haha)..so what they do is dress up in Awsome party hats, Wear big Bibs around their necksand get down to business!I mean there was crayfish everywhere!The Traditional name for the party is a kräftskiva.
Pretty freaking cool indeed! My old mate Gustav Een even made an appearance..good to see you ya curly lil fuck!! As awsome as the party was it also bears a lil sadness as Good Friend and professional bro Rikard Lilja is leaving Oslo to persue a career in photography in Stockholm...god speed son u will be missed!!The Night progressed awsomely and A good crew of us ended up at a dirty House bar called Christiana..BANGER!ended up recruiting and Aussie kid to party with us so that was pretty classic..guy couldnt believe all the girls out..he was like a kid in an amusement park...having waay to much fun! Tilda and i left the bar and ended up dancing in the street cause the music was just waaay to good!losers!haha
Soo like i said BIG WEEKEND...Tilda and I also moved into our new apartment On saturday soo we have been enjoying having our own place its about freaking time!!!heres a few pics of the humble new abode..I hope everyones had a banger weekend i know i have...nurse those hangovers..and if ur real keen go shred those sunday beers...u know u want it!!!i must just continue celebrating..i do like to party!peace!
Elin Hinders and Tilda Gyllare have devilishly plotted against me and devoured the last of my cherished Pinapple Lumps!!!my only link to the awsome candy of home.and the worst part is they have no remorse for the situation.i have been told to basically suffer and deal with it.i feel used..a lil dirty..shamed....Im all the way over here in Norway and yet they conspire against me and destry my stash...there will be revenge ladys...and i will savours its sweetness...u have been warned....
I love travelling..be it for the short lil roadtrip or the laung haul cross-continent epic journey...im sure you can all agree that there is a certain freedom associated with it all.Letting your hair blow free in the wind so to speak!This has been the story of my very blessed life thus far for quite some years now!And i LOVE IT!So this week Tilda and I have made the move from Sweden back to Norway(again haha) and loving it!have seen some awsome scenery along the way and taken a few snaps!!As always when i do a road trip like that(well train and a bus for like a freaking day!) i like to prepare some Gourmet mo funkn shit to enjoy along the way...this lil roadys menu was some EXTREME Deli-rolls..for your envious eyes heres a lil sample(i take catering orders u know u want it)...Elin i know this floats ur boat!!
So we got to Oslo on Weds morning and come weds Night im off to some random house party with my good buddies Hanna and Elin..and i must say this party was the SHIT TITS!(especially considering taht i wasnt even gonna go)..we get there and its a freaking fullon bar on the top of an apartment complex on the roof..this thing was banging they had liquor,beer,wine..anything u wanted!With and awsome scene of inflatable boats(?)candles bamboo and fuck knows what else it was a banger night!i would have taken some photos but obviously i was waay too shitfaced to be trusted with any sort of electrical equipment so your all going to have to imagaine!anyways thats enough for now!thanks all involved for a banger night and thanks Oslo for the AWSOME summer weather were getting right now!!O and thanks bar lady whoever you are for the most amazing kiwifruit gin cocktail i have ever had in my life(elin also had one..we couldnt believe how good this shit was..ima hunt this bitch down chain her up and make her create those all day long for me!)this weekend is THE BIG MOVE to Tilda and I's very own and first Apartment in Oslo together so ill be posting some pics and theres gauranteed to be a banger party involved!anywas peace take it easy and go do something AWSOME!your Mum did...
Mondays are the dawn of a new week..a time for reflection of the week gone..the weekend you are most likely still suffering from..and a chance to make some new and positive changes to ensure you dont make these same mistakes again...but lets face it...Monday is the day that brings u a whole new chance to do it all again and do it bigger and better!So stop suffering your ridiculous 2 day hangover and go out there and do something AWSOME!i mean Batman Bin Superman is still having a good time so why cant you...and if he doesnt do anything for you then just look at me(Captain Awsome) im learning a new skill...basically i am the new jack johnson..
ok so im rubbish at guitar and look like a spastic but learning is fun even tho Tilly freaking hates my guitar learning antiics..i guess i sound like a cross with a dying cat and and a wheelbarrow falling over!!but its all fun right..Ms Hinders/SATAN I challange thee and all you other faithfull blog followers to try something new this week..make some new mistakes, you never know you may not even regret them(not likely but go on give it a shot)Have a great monday everybody and an even better week!!I will try my hardest to keep you all motivated too make each new week a better one everymonday so watch this space. But if all i have said to you is rubbish then fair enough, but my mate Trent should motivate you to be Awsome then..cause he effing is!have a rad week.Peace!
OK so here it is.Welcome to AWSOMEBLOG. This is my vein attempt at trying to better the world and make myself look more awsome than everyone else.Including Elin Hinders. We are now in a blog battle..except i fear that i am in over my head because she is a ruthless nazi/devil woman and enjoys ruining peoples lives...but she did name my blog for me...but im just gonna claim it any ways!thats what she would do.
ANYWAYS enough of my arch-blog-enemy and mroe of how awsome I am and all the AWSOME things i have been doing!been back in scandy for a lil over a week now and have been up to all sorts of mischeif including missing my bus from the Oslo airport to the Tronheim Trainstation..and hence missing my train...not a good effort but cmon id been flying from NZ for like a freaking week!Props to Hanna and Sanna for putting me up for the night(not that i asked them i kinda just rocked up at 3am..but thats what elvis would do right?)since being here in Are, Sweden , Tilly(my Partner in life and crime!!) have hired a hotel room,drank 1 million bottles of champagne,enjoyed a fine cheese platter with CC and Chrille P, hiked many mountains...and swam in pristine Swedish mountain water!!SO fresh!Keep posted to this spot as more fun times are sure to rear their ugly head..Ms Hinders/SATAN ..u have been warned...
