Being on the other side of the bar is pretty interesting...watching the most composed people looking their best ..on top of the world walk in early in the evening..balling...partying..life of the party!As the night progresses man is it rad to watch them slowly degenerate into what resembles the magnificent David hasslehoff trying to eat a burger off the ground in a drunken stooper!classic.. So i worked at Cafe Con Bar this weekend running around the place like a headless chicken collecting glasses and all but being mauled by every second person i walk past..(im not saying i didnt like it...who could be mad at strangers groping u in the night) it was a bit of fun and hey i made some cash!banger!my favourite was the girl who was trying to look awsome and hot and was hanging around after closing talking to the norwegain bar guys..she prob thought everything she was saying was perfect and she looked hot to trott...but to us she sounded like a dying walrus trying to play a broken violin and singing in egyptian whilst trying to wear skis inside a bar with a dress that looks like a ripped sail of a sunken ship..elin hinders that is what ur new learning efforts are going to supply u with.step it up.
but all in all it was a shit tonne of fun props to hanna for hooking it up and also for being the most drunk (and tallest)bitch in the bar we love it!to finsih the weekend off Tilly and I enhjoyed some lovely beers and bailys lattes WHAT on a sunday avo it was spelndid.I as im sure the rest of oslo did im sure alsoo enjoyed Tillys volumptious boobies.GO BOOBIES!
O and i made a DICK outta paper.WADDUP.i challenge all of thee to an origami battle this week.lets see what uve got fukkers!have a BANGER WEEK!Peace!
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