Feeling Guilty Kinda

HAMMERED DRUNK!

Soo been feeling pretty guilty about not posting for a period of time .generally being too busy at being awsome in the real world and stuff. Been working like a mexican import this week(will do anything for a few beans basically) but its been sick.creating new menus and making some killer dishes enjoyed by the masses! I have also located a skatepark about 5mins skate away from my apartment.stoked on that!!!i will take some pics of the ghetto park its rad! My good mate and fellow enjoyer of all things beer Liam "the whinging Pom" Baker and his wife Marielle have arrived at my apartment and are staying with us to make some norwegian clams to fuel the shred dream.i already have a hangover!this boy likes to get down..im not complaining ..ok i was the other morning, but thats what happens when u have 46 beers and 7 shots of Fernhet.devils piss. in other headlining global news my number 1bro and close personal friend Rob Staggs' t.v. show "The Goin Ballystyix Snowboard Show" is hitting the air on a major australian tv channel this Saturday on Channel 9’s new Digital Channel, GO! at 1p.m. if you are an internet genius check it out.Staggy and his passport will thank you.that kid has been globetrotting to get the rad footage for your eyes to enjoy! Shit i gotta post more often i find too much horseshit to ramble about. Danny and The dingo also have a second season of their reality show oming out.those guys are fucked.but funny.keep safe go do something awsome.try skating.its cool and waay better than rollerblading...infact im going to take pictures of the many Oslo rollerbandits cruising the streets for your laughing pleasure, if i can catch them, they sure know how to friutboot around.much love peace out.

Visa Dramas!!

Ok so those 2 bit burger eating cunts down at the norwegian directorate of immigration are having a winge that i cant apply for a visa on the grounds of seasonal work because the only considered season in Oslo is summer.all else has to be ski season related work. mother fukkers!so now im in the tricly situation of applying for a skilled workers visa.this one is going to be tough but i believe in me..do you!??? im gonna give it my best shot anyways cause im having a banger here skating and working and sinking uneccasary amounts of beer(ok it is totally neccarsary!!)Heres a lil snap of some parks i have been gracing for skate shreds with buddys Tony and Martin..super fun! So im gonna do the only thing i can in times like these.go get a bigger beer than hanna.boom.o and genuine trouble make and brother in beer drinking arms Laim the minging pom Baker is joining me here in oslo.uh oh.

Empty the Tank!

beers for 10kr is the new black..well at least i freaking wish it was!i felt like i was in some holiday in bali or something lastnight...sitting on a boat in the sun over looking the ocean drinking more cheap beer than i could handle!i mean we were ordering 20 beers at a time!doesnt get more awsome than that!!soo stoked!everyone around tended to get quite hammered as you can imagine..except for me ofcourse i managed to keep my composure(thats why i pulled a David Hasselhoff with a kebab again lastnight)..so we officially emptied the tank at Lektern in style it was a banger night and had alot of fun with alot of awsome people! We later attempted to go to the snowboard premier but tickets were scarce so we attempted some other means of entry..I.e. commando rolls under security tables and the old 'bait n switch'..all of which were to no avail haha.but its the thought that counts! Today im suffering but i think ill survive i have my book and im gonna destry an entrecote steak burger at my work with some buddies.BAM!

Computer Flu!

My laptop is officiall screed.it has a gnarly trojan horse virus and is being a right cunt if i dont mind saying so.I have downloaded about 4 different virus stopping software programmes and spent countless hours raping the net(whats new) trying to sooth this monster but shes a tricky son of a bitch! But anyways fuck that im not gonna let it damper my AWSOME weekend approaching!shit ive had a rad week all sorts is going on here in oslo its gnarly!i started the week with some Monday madness at work which was sick had a real good night..including a tea party.thats right you heard right a freaking tea party..damn norwegians never cease to amaze me!then on tues day i made some banger pizza for Elin, Hanna , Tony and Robin at the mansion..i was like a pizza factory..they were like the vacuum cleaner that got left on for an hour..especially Elin...or should i call her Elin "i am unstoppable so fuckking feed me" Hinders??!!that chick cleaned up..and funnily enough when the cleaning up arrived ..where was she??who knows haha.
Ive had a few more days of work and now we are going to Lektern's(the boat bar) bar closing..10kr beers! Followed by the release of Absinthe films new 'Neverland" movie.going to be epic for sure..big crew and big party set for the weekend so im am very EXCITE! I hope your weekend is going to be as epic as mine and if its not...have a tea party instead!! Oh heres something Awosme i found...bear grylls and wait for it...a lil longer...WILL FERRAL together in MEN vs. WILD. Fuckking gold. Much Love peace friends!

Man Flu!

Fuck swine flu it is documented and proven that man flu is waaay more serious.dont get mad...its science. You know when a dude gets the flu all hell breaks loose.I am no exception.i officially have a severe case of the man flu and its not looking good.I fear the worst..i may not recover from this one...you know how it goes, "im a man and when im sick u must pet me healthy again"! but since no one really gives a fuck(haha another man flu trait is self pity) ive made some sweet ass tomato soup, parked up on my man eating sofa(cause its soo bad ass comfy), used in excess of 20 tissues and watched ' I Love You Man'.rad movie check it out! So if i dont make it outta this battle with the dreaded man flu i love you all dearly and please divide my record collection fairly..heres something to keep your spirits up if your sick and dying like me..peace out siddy slickers.

The "quiet" weekend..

So of course it always happens.Not planning on drinking and having myself a nice mellow chill weekend, especially considering i have a new job to attend..and the u go and meet your seemingly nice and also on the mellow train friends Sanna and Hanna and boom.before you know it your a keg deep and theres atleast 10 empty shit glasses infront of you..and as those who have spent some time in scandiinavia know, empty shot glasses generally mean the evil fernet has come out to play..and if youve ever tried the shit youll know its not really possible to stay chill when that shits around...in saying that who could be mad tho..i mean we all love to party!!bring on more fernet...its sunday now and a weekend long hangover is ensueing so the only smart thing i can think of doing is take my lovely girlfriend Tilda out for some delicious sunday beers and meet our budddie who unfortunately(or fortunately) hasnt stopped drinking since lastnight..should be interesting!Peace!

FREDAG!

Yea Yea its the weekend again u love it! I know i do(even tho my life blows at the moment and im not actually doing anything that amazing haha)Me ima just gonna chill and prob go visit some buddies later i got an epic saturday at my new job 2mrrw and im still in the prelimanary stages of my employment so im trying to ease in and make an awsome impression...so far soo good!Have a banger weekend folks..ill be sure to post something if i get hammered drunk by accident..always by accident..o heres a rad vid i found scowling the internet like a pedofile.peace!