Monday, October 19, 2009

German Pimping!

German Porn
dont hate the player hate the game
leather is pleasure

elin woke up in post war poland..


For fear of making myself sound like an alcoholic porn star i dare not mention that this saturday..the DAY of Elin AWESOME Hinders Birth 23 glorious years ago involved leather,lace,bottomless steins of beer and girls girls girls...o fuck i just did..!!HAPPY FREAKING BIRHDAY Elin..you deserve it cause that party was seriously off the hook!We woke up the next mrning and it was something reminisant of the movie "The Hangover":let me explain..theres Tonys bed..annilhated, looking like someone played football with it..theres One million(seriously) empty vessels scattered through the house, a Ride on horse that makes noises like a real horse, Popcorn EVERYWHERE...and someguy telling me to show him your genitals.weird.you do the math and tell me what happened...cause im still trying to figure it out...haha but all in all soo many people turned out to celebrate Elins day(she likes to call it a month) so it was an awesome result!check the pics to see the debauchary!!O and Gustav you should delete me from your booty call list cause im your manager..and i dont want things to get weird between us..now show me your genitals!

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