The Hills of Whistler!!!

Weve all seen The Hills(and secretly loved it) and The City, Laguna Beach..bla bla with there super intense and super awesome drama..well coming to a TV close to you is PEAK SEASON a new drama reality show about some kids in whistler for a season i guess...man i knew it was gonna happen somewhere along the way...please check thi...i am without words..haha!

Pamela Anderson Shredding Box!!

well this is interesting..never thought id see the day but here it is...Pamela Anderson shredding some mammoth boX!!Pamela is promoting the upcoming winter games and doing her bit for keeping man wood alive everywhere(you know what i mean) check the full scoop http://thesuperficial.com/2009/10/can_snow_get_hepatitis.php to see all the pics..meanwhile Mr Tony and i watched a movie 2nte called Paranormal Activity. Now if you thought modern horror had nothing left to offer and your bored of all this drag me to hell and saw bullshit...think again.because not only did i have to google this movie to actually see if its real..I also had to change my underwear cause it literally scared the poop outta me.so is it real...be my guest..watch it and you tell me..cause i basically will never be able to sleep again....you have been warned!

phone camera..check.

Kept it sober this weekend...epic result..starting to forget what a hangover feels like..might have to fix that!but feeling good and gonna keep it up...for now..haha.hanna has been MIA for a week now and finally got a ghost message from her at like 7am this morning which is sick shes coming home 2nte...miss that lady!stoked on the week ahead got another new job to check out..since im still waiting for the magic piece of police paper that says GO GET THAT MONEY (aka VISA) so amped to get the ball rolling!was down at aker brygge on the waterfront having some ripper coffee and the views were to do for so took some snaps with my phone camera...i know proff photograhpers move outta the way i got my 3mp sony ericsson in tow and i aint afraid to use it!!!fresh week..fresh start super stoked and super focussed..boom bring it on !

Thievery and Asians

Soo ive pimped my room and it is officially sick as fuck.mad silly fresh.altho i did have to go to Elins house and steal the big sexy black t.v. table that was there and HULK IT all the way home but it was worth it..eff the gym just walk arounfd town with furniture and youll know what i mean! Soo its a start of a new chapter for me and im super pumped about it..time to get real and stop playing these games we play..yall know what i mean..mayby.but seriously for the first time in ages i dont know whats next..all i know is i love it bring on change..its better than a holiday i hear! Now you gotta check these(excuse my racism) Lil Asian Ninjas!!!! I peeped these dudes through byssas blog and thought it was worth putting them up here cause they are possibly some of the sickkest jibbers i have ever seen!snow seasons almost upon us and im gettin itchy watching all these lil shred peeps and premiers..get amped its gonna be a doozy!

backflip anyone?

Footprints

im only walking with one set of footprints right now.

German Pimping!

German Porn
dont hate the player hate the game
leather is pleasure

elin woke up in post war poland..


For fear of making myself sound like an alcoholic porn star i dare not mention that this saturday..the DAY of Elin AWESOME Hinders Birth 23 glorious years ago involved leather,lace,bottomless steins of beer and girls girls girls...o fuck i just did..!!HAPPY FREAKING BIRHDAY Elin..you deserve it cause that party was seriously off the hook!We woke up the next mrning and it was something reminisant of the movie "The Hangover":let me explain..theres Tonys bed..annilhated, looking like someone played football with it..theres One million(seriously) empty vessels scattered through the house, a Ride on horse that makes noises like a real horse, Popcorn EVERYWHERE...and someguy telling me to show him your genitals.weird.you do the math and tell me what happened...cause im still trying to figure it out...haha but all in all soo many people turned out to celebrate Elins day(she likes to call it a month) so it was an awesome result!check the pics to see the debauchary!!O and Gustav you should delete me from your booty call list cause im your manager..and i dont want things to get weird between us..now show me your genitals!

MONDAY IS FUNDAY!

Tony polishing his new model look...


Yea we like beer!!


Robin the party Swede copping an eyefull in the VIP room!

Suuuuuuper duuuuuper!! I had an AMAZING weekend!!! I got new Kicks..a fresh new white pair of reebok hightop SIR JAMS..Straight outta the 80's and WHAT!i also got new jeans and a shirt and stuff so im looking fresh to death rte now and feeling it too! Went to the Burton movie on fri as i said and it turned out to be a siiik night..rocked up with Tony, Fredrick, Vanessa and met up with a whole bunch of other cats there including resident party swede Robin Gaastra..Mr Burton himself who was kind enough to stuff drink tickets into my hand and keep us going solid!
Soo much fun and the movie was epic as to be expected..the final "BIG B" feature is insane..if u havnt seen it..do something about it!heres the full scoop in norwegian here: http://www.playboard.no/bilde/1245/10818#image_nav
Saturday started very hungover but then kicked it into overdrive and hit the "OKTOBERFEST" party at CON BAR with the delightfull Hanna and crew..105 kr jugs of beer= RIDONK! I wrapped up my rad weekend snuggling into my AWESOME couch with my happy house hardcore girlfriend Tilda and made all sorts of food delights(food is my friend when im hungover like that!) unfortunately i burned one of the pizzas i was making for us which was devastating for tilda..but we survived(only just i almost got my nuts cut off!)This week brins all sorts of new options for me as i can resume work with my new visa paperwork being sorted..bring the pain!

PARTY PACK!

I finally got some moolah...BOOM!and whats the first thing i did..buy hairspray of course...know me before you judge me...and then i proceeded to continue my girly habits and spend the entire day shopping..and im STOKED! Im all set to paint oslo red for the weekend..since i couldnt make it to the Frontline rail jam in Stockholm im hittin the Burton "B" Movie premier with the resident party swedes of Oslo and then the Standard films "Black Winter" premier tommorow..can anyone say RADACIOUS! On top of that im goin shopping for my beer fest outfit 2mrrw for Elins birthday week..its gonna be stupid silly.So im gonna get my Game Face on and do it for the kids this weekend...cooler than a tub of ice cream that i smash in 5 mins flat.I'll be sure to have a bigger weekend than bill and teds big adventure..and so should you!!!

Whoops i did it again...

I never learn.everytime i say never again..and then i do it again.im actually talking about 2 things here.thing number 1:the mother of all hangovers and thing number 2:i ate a whole tub of ben and jerrys.bang. So lastnight..cehecked out the snowboard premier for the new pirates movie...as is the case with most premiersa..didnt actually get to see the movie and proceeded to get retarded drunk courtesy of Robin the party swede and number one amigo Elin Hinders.suuch a fun night from what i can remember. Then today amidst an afternoon of listening to 3 straight Led Zeppelin albums and wallowing in self pity i managed to rustle up some chicken tikka masala for the gang complete with garlic naan.followed by me smashing an entire tub of Ben and Jerrys.nope i never learn.but who cares..ice cream is rad!hope yall had a rad weekend i know i did!Go Oslo and Hanna wearing glasses.I like.

good night...

Its OKTOBER BABY!

And with Oktober(yea my spelling is awsome) comes all things golden and delicious..like beer..leather..and girls dressed in ridiculous(but yet intoxicatingly alluring) outfits!my life is starting to sound like an ODE to beer..but im not upset about that.beer is rad.and oktober is the month to celebrate that for sure!So Elin is having her birthday coming up and her devious lil plan for all of us is to dress up in traditional german beer drinking outfits and start the day early and go for broke.two words Elin.IM IN!Have also helped Hanna min basta kompis move into elins mansion which was fun.i got a chance to show off how manly and awsome i am.and hanna got to show me her driving skills whilst Emma and i were trapped in the back of the moving van like lost puppys!good times!heres some more funny shit on the german(or atleast europe front).i alomst wee'd myself a lil.its heaps good.i love you all peace out!